i sat and drank alone in this bar, i couldnt help noticing a huge inflatable c**k growning from under my table, this one armed boxer grew to an enormous size untill it eventually exploded!! there was c**k and balls all over the place. then i awoke to find myself in the phoenix club!! dave and ellen are stars.... great friends and worldly wise. hope to see you guys soon.

this bar is JDs, and is across from TWO JOHNNIES, great for starting off and people watching, people here are very friendly and will help you if you have a problem. They have been in Kardamena for 8 years and have done the Why Not bar and On the Waves, now Hooties.