hello everyone
danny and craig here the best looking bar workers point one ever had. mark, the ugliest, is not with us. been back a short while and missing the best bar in kos, if not the best bar on the globe.
hope all visitors to our bar are ok, and all workers, unless you were p***ks in which case i hope your not. craigs overdosing on whisky shots while im radiating my fantastic personality around the uk.
miss you all cant wait to go back.
manchester is crap, i dont like them apples!

hi jeff here, remember me andy jay and ross? i worked for free so i could be ur friends? if anyone says anythin about jay again i will get my big guns out, have u seen the size of my arms? oooohhh i am awful

Craig(AKA abba,the dancin queen,justin)jus sayin hi to andy jay ross denis neil nathan mini.... well every1 i worked with it was awesome, the whisky shots were devine but not as strong as the arielators. oh and whoever sed ross is the fittest needs there eyes testin he looked like ming the merciless. tom grind now immediately!!!

did anyone else catch an STD from andy the barman???

3.50 euros for a bottle of woodpecker for workers,f**kin scandolous i do not like them apples one bit!!!good for gettin leathered after work tho and for pissin the waitress off requesting pink straws!

Ross give us ur english number mate every1s comin to manchester on the 31st so get in touch,read ur comment on point one, slightly harsh on screech but funny!

Thank u for that crackin last comment,satisfied customers always bring a smile to my face and gives me a warm feelin inside!u dirt valve!anyway emma im still at teasers so pop in on fri or sat!

just to let every1 know the message where all the lads got slagged off was from lucy(sqeak,squelch,preganat scottish b***h etc)i remember wen she followed me home crying 'why dont u fancy me'well back then i didnt want to hurt her feelins but the reasons behind it were because u were ugly,fat/preggers,no dress sense,stupid,annoying,lazy,u always embarrassed urself and i basically disliked u to the core,kier wot was u thinkin son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!