hey there everyone, danny from mario's here, yes thats me, the best looking pr on the island. just wanna say one quick thing everything about the place was s**t, apart from me. all you tourists that i met, just remember you'll never be as cool as me. all you lame ars's who spent hours trying to drink a tiny fishbowl......your g*y and tight. see you all next year losers. king danny

Iheard a rumour when i was in kos the other week that bernie was a raginig bum bandit. can anyone confirm this, because i feel that if it is true we need to alert the unsusupecting holidaymakers so that dont get too close to that strange little man.

Danielle minten whoever you are, you have no imagination. one pocksy line. it was gud! my dog could write a better line than that, and he's probably better looking than you. you bore.

Pistol pete is part man, part machine. he was a scientific experiment gone wrong, hence the looks. Oh and by the way, he may say he's the manger, but if thats true i'm sadam husseins love child.

Oh and mark, stop sounding so desperate, you look pathetic.

Hey there lamos me again. katy, sorry i did'nt say bye, so i'll say it now, bye. thats all i've got to say anyway. gemma, i think i love you aswell, ha!

What?? Think you been watching 8 mile a bit too much mate.