This is the best bar on the island, apart from cheeky's, big up to natalia (chin-koyer yak she mash), danny, midget danny, gemma (best waitress ever!!), mitch katy, robby, matt, jo- dj from the ad when he puts his mum in the old people home(he being the mum) and all others in marios and cheekys, yeah, the mountain is good, go up it then come back down, i know that mountain, then go up on a scooter, nine maverick bars and this you say is nothing.....

big up, wanna go some, power extreme to the max, HIGH FIVE YEAH DUDES.......


catch you all later....



p.s. dan's mum

also, when i said it is the best bar apart from cheekys, i meant that cheekys is the second best....

thats what i meant....


p.s. dan's mum

This bar has a guy called robby.....

I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!!!!

Didn't mean the average marks, i am computer stupid.....

i am now back just 2 mins from slough and i want to kill myself......

Over and out

...oh and erena too was also there...

iranu

oovavoo

JOE'S COMMENTS TRANSLATED INTO GERMAN THEN BACK INTO ENGLISH
(I WAS BORED)


Yassou!!!! In carried thus in England, guild language wait to be back in fondling.
Danny, Gteat comments on the cheekys side about Pete!! Somebody had to say it!! I bet Fondling is dead without best DJ in northern London which is not there more. Be a Dont worry, sick person, back. Nonsense, I am absent you load honey. You get text I if your new phone. Largely all big people I worked with in Marios, Lex, Danny, Danny, Mitch, Nat, precious stone, Katy and of course the mighty Nico!! Hope to see you all soon.
HP. Dan, is you back in the dirt??
Joe (DJ's pulse) (GEEZER OF THE MONTH)
Joe Cockney (on the 2nd October, 2003)

GEM'S COMMENTS TRANSLATED INTO RUSSIAN THEN BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hawaii! As marajos/cut reunion of staff of monkeys on this page! About and jassou leksaj u sexual suka! Pleased kim the pure genius, especially marko's supports songs they r, but cannot print it on here! Dzhoj and Denni we should meet in a smoke soon, Kejti and to evade, support dream in kardejmna! Hope, that all u tourists come back the next year for a lot of mockery and release shots! Pass u everything, a jamb wait within the next year. Lives chesnej on so make Dejva and Steve! Love I x x x x
Postscript. Love u Too big D!!!
Gemstone of the Gemstone (on October, 05 2003)

Joe was the man...

Anyone who differs with this statement, or has difficulty in grasping what is being said here is merely a breeding ground for acne, a waste of a perfectly functioning egg/sperm combo and a recepticle for extremely large, unwashed dirty cock.

On the other hand, anyone who agrees is a perfectly acceptable individual who can do nothing but good things for themselves and society on a whole....

if there is anyone who likes flying glasses from the other side of the club, then this is definitely the place for you!!! a nice big fat one clocked me right on the side of the head and broke, then another one hit the girl next to me!! - fantastic!!!!

This bar was awesome..... can't really remember too much about it, but I think me and my mate enjoyed me slapping him in the face loads!!!