Crackers

hi to all the guys out there louie, jay butch and dont forget sexy patti had a great time at  your bar louie will be back next year we are the group from chelmsford essex! bill (a**enal) nicky, stig(liverpool) nicky(ssssauasge's),  mark( west ham) jojo hope you have a good end to the season

This was the ONLY place that made a decent grasshopper! (Even though the barman hated making them for us!)

hi everyone thanks for your comments , we have our own website now .

Crackers bar is the dogs bollocks! had a brill time with louis - no rocks! hi to nia, chris and butch you crazy kids. nia dont forget kt morgan (tall kt) will do your degree for you, hope ur all well and everyone go to crackers for a tasty dogs bollocks! hi to tom as well hope kool pool is still KOOL! maybe c u next year!

katie, sam, katie and tristan

A big hello to everyone at Crackers from the geordie girls who were in Kos from the 21st of July for 2 weeks. Been home a month now and still totally gutted 2b back! All weve got 2 say about the bar is eeeeemense, totally class like. 1st went on an escapades bar crawl and cudn't get enuf after that. Everyone who worked there was spot on and made our holiday. Me n Laura r goin 2 Kos for the whole summer next year 2 work, gona be off the scale! Bring on Amsterdam!

hello butch its me lucy( tinternet) and the brummie girls. we are all missing you lots we had a brilliant time. birmingham is crap and im missing that dogs bollocks drink i cant get drunk without it anymore. you also make the best tuna rolls ever, i,ve not had one since i got home though, i had loads of tuna on holiday. say hi to figo the dog bless him, he always barks at you, he must love you. and that towel i got charged 24 euros for at the elga has come out pristine clean!!!!

lots of love, Lucy

Hi guys,

     home for one day and we already miss it! undoubtably the best bar in kos (if not the entire planet) due to its seriously seriously strong leathal drinks, dogs bollox and the special, the wicked music bashed out by louie who'll play whatever you want and is a complete character and all the lovely friendly people who work there, especially nia!!!!!

     back to ridiculously pathetic, unpotant drinks!

love Gem, Norton, hunchback, big col and matt!

Gary just wanted 2 say ur gorgeous from rachel nd debi (geordies lasses) tom dint lyk debi. x x x

Hey Guys/Gal!!!

hey ya louie dont no if you actually read these but if you do then just to tell you that the three nicks and joe are comming out AGAIN to kos in august 24 maybe ur get to chase me round the bar again with your electric (tennis racket) djamal wont be comming thow cos he cant afford it this year with uni but weve got a couple of other mates comming out for a couple of weeks of dj ledge to play sum of that old classic dance be good to see you again just to see if you remember us or not hope you do and yeah you might need to get an extra case of orange reef this year.     

we loved crackers... got back this morning and wished we were back!!  it was the last bar we went to and we didn't want to leave! there's such a wicked atmosphere.. especially when butch and chris begin their rendition of the music man (flute flute flute......!!!) and old macdonald had a farm... you legends!!  the staff were wicked.... we loved gary, he was wicked to talk 2 and made such a lovely hawaiian girl.....! nia is a sweetheart and so is tom.....!!!  everyone at crackers was wicked... make sure you get a dogs bollocks, guranteed to get u f*cked!

hi Butchy babe

hey butch,

all us welsh girls r missin kos including crackers! iv had a txt from the manc gals n they asked me 2 ask ya if ud had their numbers from stu? as they asked him 2 pass them on. hope kos is ok without all of us! c ya nxt year

crackers was wicked love the dogs boll*cks hope to be back in 2006 love you all da leicester lads

crackers is awesome!

Hello Hello Louis, Little Stu and Tom!

Great to see you all again this year   I love surprising you Tom! Strike 2! Haha. Had another fab hol in Kos...... sadly wont be back again this year though....Malia's bein hit in September instead.

Hey everyone,

"ze boys! ze come to the bar to drink ze stttttrrrroooonnngggbbboooow!!!!!!" thought we would drop you a cheeky message to let you guys know were home safe!!! had a quality holiday thanks for looking after us and making our week of the year! hope you enjoy the rest of your summer make sure you hook up with us when your back in the winter and get your ass's down to sunny stratford-on-avon. "im talking about the man in the mirror" and i quote "ahhhhhh christ".  oh louis we f**king love you!!!!! have a good 1 guys and girls!!!

hi there guysthanks for the cool message, it is by far the best bar in kos , we have new pr with me now , god guys just come see her , fit with capital F , we miss  u mackems, , what it like back in uk , it getting better here , had a few 4 o'clock shuttings , but we love it.

hi to butch,louie,stuart,who work at crackers bar.The best bar in kos.you must go to this bar,full of fun.music is great.and watch out for the barstaff,plenty of free shots.and so friendly.bar crawls are cool.cant wait to go back next year.miss you already.love you guys.take care

Hey everyone at Crackers esp Butch, just wanted to say had a great time wot a night out on our bar crawl let by butch 9 bars in 3 hours did you ever find your phone????? 

Greetings you lot. Its Anth and Gemma THE MACKEMS!!!! How you all doing? Is the "Dont stop me know" dance the greatest dance on the island yet? Hey Butch we will email you photos of the crackerette and the moon at the weekend! Chris, Hows the darts doing? Stu, i think your lovely. Gemma does aswell!! MAnths photo with michelle is the best. The lads think she is well fit (i have to agree). Pitty we couldnt say bye to Louis, he was probably getting his lung replaced that night. Hi to Andy and Kes also.

Greetings to the crackers lot! Its Anth n Gemma THE MACKEMS!!!! How you's doing. Hey Butch we'll email you some photo's of the crackrette and the moon very soon. . I hope the Mackem don't stop me know dance is well known over there. Nelly dance will be big over here when we are finished wiyth it. Hey Chris, hows the darts coming along? My photo with Michelle is great. All the lads thinks she's georgous (and I must agree). Pitty we couldn't say bye to Louis (Probably away getting a lund replaced or something like that. Hello to Stu aswell. he should stop wearing girls clothes or people will worry!!!!! hi to Andy and Kes also. C ya's

Had a great time in this bar andy the barman is very funny and some good music aswell.

youll never win f**k all,..youre never win f**k all,...come on you toffees,...have a good summer coz you know theirs only one team on merseyside,..and its not the red s**te ....hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!,...all the best alex and daniels.

Brother Louie Louie Louie! Ah you do somethin to me! You guys at Crackers are the best. Deffo get your ass to this bar if you can. Its just like your local only it serves the most leathal cocktails eva! Little Stu has a way with the ladies and big stu has had his way with most of em! So much fun I have had here! Most of it I don't even remember!
Tip: get there early or don't bother using the loo's!

hey butch, thanx for the reply hun!u bk then in sunny england!bet u didnt wanna leave did u!tried sending email to ure address u gave but it didnt work!u giving out fake addresses huh!big hugs

lowie its me dave what date are you coming to manchester is there a lot of people in your bar and say hi to peter the dj cant waight to come back next year oh yea liverpool are s**t manchester united are the best team ever hahahaha woooo

heloooooooooooooooo yo ho!
hello to everyone just got home today. thanks for the t-shirt.
happy birthday louis, hope u ad a gud en! wales are s**t an butch is a dumb d**k ed! an lee evans isnt funny!
had a really gud time in crackers! everywhere else was dead! some funny people in there.i was dogs bolloxed every nite!
hello rupert! ive had a wash today and im not covered in sick. say hello to rita

cute stu: hows your little cutie face?? get the drinks in b***h!! wish you were here to brighten up the dull bars of brighton!!! wanted to take you home in my suitcase!!
butch: thanks for the entertainment! get back to a real job:)
fit stu:thanks for the eye candy!! much appreciated although the image of you running down the road with s**t trickling down your leg has some what knocked you off your pedestal!!!
louis: what a good host!! your bar is fab. we're gutted we didn't see your puppies!!! love you!!
dilly: well, what can we say?! you're a star and we love you lots!!
you gave us many laughs and provided us with much entertainment! but..... we are not insured!!!dilly, i have a great picture of me and you, you are soooo filthy!!!! love it!! xx thanks to all, take care and keep smiling!
sam and ruthie xxxxx

oi butch! how rude r u just ignoring us!u seem to answer to other ppls comments but not ure two fellow essex gals huh!even snt u an email too!how do ya explain that huh!x

hey ya malaka's in particular butchos, the dream team will be comin to kos in the summer of 2005 ladies you wanna see two hunks who are said to be awesome s**gs no the best on the island get yourselves there crackers is the bar to go,there will be 3 stu's workin there but the one who talks like a farmer is the one you will want he wont be very tanned even after five months,if ya went there this year you might av seen him outside bonkers hes got a serial look about him.butch is the dad of the two always beatin him up but by far the biggest clown out the two hes funny as f**k!!! till next year
see ya next month butch

Cheerz Butch! His name is gaz. Hes actually a watersports instructor. but he hangs around with lifeguards or summat (bleach blonde hair).Hes always in crackers. Would you be able to give him my email address - www.wobblyturtle@aol.com. Im part way through a poem about you. when its finished ill show it you. ha ha ha its well funny.x take care chick xxxx

hiya butch ya big lad! zahras question of the day: is ur name actually butch or is it a nickname? feel im gona get the p**s ripped 4askin u that but was just wonderin and i neva actually asked!also, hav turkey invaded kos yet?u and stu still best of bum chums?'u lurv him, u wana kiss him, u think hes sexy!'hope the best pr on the island(ahem!) is doin well cos the ex-best waitress on the island is doin gr8(apart from the occasional sad relapse wen i hear babycakes!)hope 2hear frm u soon, i kno u check this site evry 5mins!il leave u on this note 4old times sake... 'butch has got a lady... butch has got a lady!' get ur titties out! (shudder) xxx

I was reping there an i must say crackers was the first bar open at the begining of the season and the hot spot for all the workers to go. The place is small but it just gives you less space to fall over. Wicked place if you aint been then go

hey butch were goin to say hi to claire francis in thomas cook for ya in billericay hope work is gettin beter in crackers tell miles i sed hi n we mite see ya for the bas vegas trip. lol soph from the billricay essex girls one blonde, one brown hair, one long dark hair, n one ginger!! miles chick lol xxx

Yassou! Crackers deserves another great review after my 2nd trip to Kardamena this summer. Guys - ya faces were a picture when I ran in to surprise ya all!!! Thanks again for the massive welcome, and for putting me in control of the Reef gun!!. Louis - My dad wants a word with you, he wants to know 'Who's coat is that jacket hanging on the floor?' Ha ha. Wes - Big up to ya, have a great summer. Little Stu - Sut mai? Keep smiling. Big Stu - Have a fabbo time with ya girlfriend. Tom Tom - Cheers for listening to me, ur a great big bloody star!. Kim - Ur a star, have fun this summer. C ya all next year if ya all still there. Love to ya all, ur top people, Cerrie xxx

Hey hey to the Crackers crew!its the valley girls - July 10th-17th. Little Stu, big Stu and Wez you were amazing! You made that bar brilliant! The music was great, and those Sambuca shots were a killer! Little Stu i agree that, 'the Welsh are the best race on the planet!'(signing on the school shirts)We hope to see you gorgeous 3 again!love the Valley girls!xx

This bar is the best bar in kardamena!!! a massive thanks to big stu, lil stu, wes and tom for all the free shots of sambuca!!! cheers guys!!! put me on my back! hahaha! absolutelty loved your bar and the great atmosphere! wes, "whose coat is that jacket"! little private joke! love u all loads! the Valley girls on tour KOS july 10th-18th 2004!!!!!!

hi guys

miss you all already - london sucks by the way!!! but at least it sunny today - cant wait to see you all in september 2004

xxxx

A big "Hi" to everyone at Crackers! 'Its all it cracked up to be!' Thanks for the T-Shirts Louie! Hope you are putting the VIP area to good use Stu! :o) Hopefully see you guys again in a couple of months. Thanks Louie, Big Stu, Little Stu, Wes and Kim for putting up with Jody for a week! :o) The Dogs Bollocks rules!!! Say Hi to Si (Spike) when you next see him!

best bar ever! friendliest staff in the world - the 2 stu's, wes, tom n louis. ya all top blokes. thank you for making our hols what it was - miss ya guys, see ya next month! cerrie x

how can this bar only be rated a 7/10 its clearly one of the favourites i've been there on every trip to kardamena and i always have a good time, great atmosphere and friendly staff, good measures on your drinks, if you go say hi to the 2 stu's, kim and tom and to wes and dilious on the decks, most of a big shout to louis

miss u all c ya in july 04 for the continuation of the partyxxxx

crakers is good, crakers is great and we love you all cos ur all our mates! this bar is the bees knees we guarantee you will have the best time ever, big and little stu, kym and wes, tom and dilly and most of all louis is the funnist guy you will ever meet, if you dont visit this bar you will miss out on a great nite, we guarantee you will be back the next nite once you have been in once, we will be back soon coz we miss ya already xxxx

LOUIE WE LUV YOU! BEST HOLIDAY I'VE HAD IN YEARS (EVEN THOUGH YOU NICKNAMED ME "HANNIBALL!" ) GREAT PEEPS GREAT DRINKS AND A GREAT TIME! GET IN TOUCH.. KYMO69@LYCOS.CO.UK.......

best job in the world !get drunk have a laugh get paid see ya next year hopefully boss!!!!

louie is a VERY BAD man, don't go to this bar. go to crossroads it is much better!

HELLO EVERYBODY YASSAW

hey kym put the wrong email address down its kissmekatie83@hotmail.com make sure you get in touch soon x

hey lil kym its katie your fave golden sun rep, sorry ive not been in touch lost my phone & all my numbers BOO!! hope your alright hi to everyone else that worked at crackers to.

get in touch soon missy my email address is kissmekatie8@hotmail.com
miss ya katie x

Hi Everyone who is still there, hope your all working hard without me! Try not to miss me too much cause I know how gutted you were when I left, dont worry we will be reunited soon. Love you Louie and hope the bumbag looks even more sexier than your old one did....
See you all next year. Love U guys
Love Kym (the registered dwarf)

DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,DILLYS,up in my lonely room, when im dreaming of you, oh what can i do......?

Cant believe we are home, Gutted!!! All of us had an amazing time and Crackers was awsome!

Gareth, Mr G, Bish, Biggs and Millsy.

p.s Claire and cath - see you next year!

THANKS TO STUART,MARCO,TOM,KIM,STEVE AND LOUIS FOR MAKING US VERY WELCOME. WE HAD A FANTASTIC 2 WEEKS AND DRANK FAR TO MANY FISHBOWLS OF CIDER AND SEX ON THE BEACH.LOVE TO YOU ALL MISSING THE PLACE ALREADY .LOVE CLAIRE AND CATH FROM LLANELLI (sept 9th - sept 20th).
oh and louis who's sick is that vomit!

its geth talkin. crackers was amazin loui was a top bloke wot a man and all the others, big stew and little stew"rocky" steve the slow barman, dave nedved,tom and kim. this bar was the best bar in kardamena. hey loui liverpool are s**t

we were there last week and dilous (we nicknamed him dilly dilly dilly, who also runs the sunbeds on banana beach (sort)but engaged)played some proper choons mixed with some fun choons such as "tits n a**e" is was a proper giggle in there, we highly recommend.

Crackers was awesome went there with 12 other Welsh Boys i was the one singing different versions of delilah it was the DOGS BOLLOCKS!!!! Best Bar in Kardamenia & the Welsh Bar of course

crackers is fantastic as are louie big stu little stu and all the others i have been drinking in louies bars since 1997 and he just keeps getting better. the bar is set in a wonderful setting right on the harbour the music is great and the drink are good but the best thing by far is the wonderful staff who make you feel welcome and make you not want to leave the only bad thing about it is you have to say goodbye but only until next time. if you go to kardamena you must go to crackers its wonderful.

This was my fave bar in the whole of Kardamena!!!!! It quite literally is 'The Dogs Bollocks!'. Louie, Big and Little Stu and Pandelis yuo are all fab........ cheers for making my summer! Better get your bollocks..... oooops, I mean Dogs Bollocks ready for me next year!!! Music fab (including renditions of Delilah that have never been heard before!!!), drinks excellent and plenty of eye candy (you can get me a deink when i come back boys!! ha ha ha). You can sit outside on the harbourfront or sit upstairs on the balcony where you get a fab view of the beachfront stretch......... or sit at the bar where the entertainment is!! Love this place so much. Miss you loads. This is my five minute warning! ha ha Miss Kebab

Great Bar!!!!! Loui's Fab!! definetly be coming in next year!!!!!!!

i ABSOLUTLEY lOVED CRACKERS!!! The people were fantastic n phwoar-david n tom the men wkin in the bar-gorgeous n so canny the pr guy was kinda cute too! to make it even better the pr girl kate was from newcastle!!!!! must try it!

10/10 made to feel welcome friendly staff